Happy Holidaze

The Ski Mask Way
has been
FULLY UPDATED.

You Got NO Ass

Joel' got one of my favourite tumblrs out there, and you have no ass:

Prove him wrong.

(Not at all SFW, soz)

HOODRATS. ALWAYS LOVED THEM!

Extra Treat:

I Love Tuesdays AKA Boiler Room Days

It's like being invited to a party, but not having to go anywhere. They provide the music, you just sit back, BYOB, and get shit poppin'. Boiler Room is brand spanking new to Platform, and straight up is MAD FUCKING GOOD. Podcasts available every week as well.

Don't see any other niggas out there doing this shit.

I'M JUST SAYIN'

Set It Off, Jada Pinkett

Photo Blog // Tumblr // This Shit // Formspring // Platform

It's all in there.

HBIC

Killin' U Hoes

46 DEGREES & SUNNY - BITCHES.

I went for breakfast and cycling. Shit felt gooooooooooooood.


Sorry NYC, times like these, I don't miss you at all.

AYE.

I'm out.

x

Best Thing Going

Finally the full-length inspired from the 80s Jersey Boardwalk - This is another fucking brilliant way to do a video LookBook, and this is the best video LookBook I've came across. Ever.

Familiar faces and an A+ for Cass Bird & Sophomore.

TIGHT.

Bagay Maleur, Piti!

Those are my Mom's Veve flags. Look it up.

I speak fluent Creole/Kreyol: An unknown fact to about 63% of the people I know.

These are only some of the essential 'CHOONS' that made up my upbringing, brings back loads and loads of kid memories. Ahhhhh, fuck outta here with winter, I want coconuts and beaches, bitches!

Koudjay - Si Yo Vle



Rev - Tan An Chanje



Ram - Ibo Lele



Boukman Eksperyans - Imamou Lele




Sweet Micky - Ou Lala



Emeline Michel - A.K.I.K.O



Konpa Kreyol - Kimele'm




While you have these in the background, check out my Platform tribute post with some photos of Haiti before the Earthquake done a while back. The music should set the tone.

BOOM.

Look At That Sexy Mama

This, is how you do a video lookbook:

I'm just sayin'
treat:

What's Up, Jim Goad?

Hey Jim, I'm real happy for you and all, and sure moral elitism and "I told you sos" can rack up testosterone levels to all-time highs, but leave the controversial racial shit to Rush Limbaugh & Pat Robertson, stop soiling my daily dose of Street Carnage and keep that shit moderately liberal, please.
I'm more offended you used THEM to publish your article, seriously, that's like being hit in the face with a shovel when you're rolling down a hill of roses.

But tis uh-merica, and it's your personal opinion, and I've nothing against it my friend, believe that, but I'm still keeping an open-ear to hear news about my cousin Sarah who's trapped under the rubbles of her house as I write, but is still alive (oh, no!) and my other 45 old high school mates who have not been seen since Tuesday.

But, oh right they probably asked for that, didn't they? Gotcha.

Fucking slaves, why'd they all have to revolt 200 years ago against the French and get us in this mess of an earthquake/poverty/unstability? Dipshits.

Lots of Love,

xx

Don't Start No Shit, It Won't Be No Shit

(Jah Jah)

40oz Bounce was so legit, the cops shut us down 3 hours into it. I've managed to snap a few flicks, saw loads of familiar faces. All in all, very good. Think we should keep the shit outdoors and stricly for summer, please, I don't like cops messing up my good time.

Photos: Adèle Austin

All Good, Money.

Season's Greetings!

This is Eric. Always nice to see Eric. Where's the holiday spirit? Smile! Hazy days! (makes no sense, I know, but he's stoned the fuck out, right?)

Looked at my backyard, and saw the snow had made a mockery of my summer days.
This really doesn't do it justice, I mean, YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKING SEE THE CANDY CANES. IT HAS CANDY CANES.
Haitian Rhum. For measure.

Then me and the homies hit up Johnny Rockets, on 56th Street (Old High School joint!), three days later on Sunday.

New Year's Eve is friday. HOT DANM.

BYE!
XXXXX

40oz Bounce VI: What's Really Good?

The Bounce is Back! The Bounce is Back!
This time in Billyburg! With NINJA-FUCKING-SONIK.
Here's a little memory recall on how the Bounces began, and how they go down:
40oz Bounce IV

40oz Bounce III

'Spread love it's the Brooklyn Way'

Nicki Minaj//Nicki Lewinski//Nicki The Bad Ass Bitch

Sampling Sasha in the last one.
THIS BITCH IS BAAAAD

This Shit Is TIGHT

Mark made this video. It's pretty fucking legit.
BTW, Platform are throwing their Christmas warehouse party this saturday. We're all on deck (+ god knows whoever the fuck else). Free Booze, No Covers. Come out.

YA'LL NIGGAS NEED ANYTHING ELSE?