I'm Not Late, I'm Not Late At All

Rosa Acosta's Supreme shoot with Terry Richardson STILL got these niggas screaming GOT DANM.

NSFW

God Bless America.

Stuff I Looked Up/Fiend For On Ebay Recently

Hero 20'' Boys Low-Rider // $123

20'' Low-Rider with Spoke // $199

The Hundreds California Snapback // $23

THIS SHIT // $125

NY Rangers Snapback // $19

Mens Waxed Barbour Beaufort // $45
80s Buffalo Bills Tank Top // $4.95


Canadian Beer Tank (Top) // $5.95
Holyfield vs. Akinwande Shirt // $9.95

I'm gonna stop now, cause I'm broke as fuck. :*(

They Tell Me My Shit's The Bomb

I'll make a mix to this, I swear I'll make a mix to this shit, and Imma call it REALEST SHIT OF ALL TIME.



Favourite Line: "While we...Still makin gangsta hits, You'll be...Still jockin gangsta dicks".



Favourite Line: "Feels so good to be a Crooklyn Dodger"




Favourite Line: "Now there she goes again, the dopest Ethiopian"

Favourite Line: "While we out here say the Hustler's prayer: if the game shakes me or breaks me I hope it makes me a better man, take a better stand, put money in my mom's hand, get my daughter this college grand so she don't need no man"



Favourite Line: "I'm still breaking these pebbles like Bam Bam"

HELL YEAH.

Chola

My life isn't crazy, but yeah, I can roll with that!

SUMMER 2010, HERE I COME.
HOLLA.

I Think You've Missed This One

Yep, I'm sure you've missed this one, but either way it was pretty great, I didn't get the chance to see Blood Orange because A) I'm not familiar with Lightspeed Champion, so my interest for that was pretty low and B) I left right after my hour and a half set cause I had classes the next day and I take my eight hours very very very seriously.

If you missed this one, come to the next Platform party! We're currently within planning talks, so I can't really tell you much, but it's gonna be fucking MAYJAH blud, booze DJs and all INNIT! We're turning ONE YEAR OLD TRICK, it's a must-come-to.

"I'D DIE FOR MY NIGGAS"

X

X Gon Give It To Ya, What??

This is fucking funny:

Are you following the presidential race?
Not at all.

You’re not? You know there’s a Black guy running, Barack Obama and then there’s Hillary Clinton.
His name is Barack?!

Barack Obama, yeah.
Barack?!

Barack.
What the fuck is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa?

Yeah, his dad is from Kenya.
Barack Obama?

Yeah.
What the fuck?! That ain’t no fuckin’ name, yo. That ain’t that nigga’s name. You can’t be serious. Barack Obama. Get the fuck outta here.

You’re telling me you haven’t heard about him before.
I ain’t really paying much attention.

I mean, it’s pretty big if a Black…
Wow, Barack! The nigga’s name is Barack. Barack? Nigga named Barack Obama. What the fuck, man?! Is he serious? That ain’t his fuckin’ name. Ima tell this nigga when I see him, “Stop that bullshit. Stop that bullshit” [laughs] “That ain’t your fuckin’ name.” Your momma ain’t name you no damn Barack.

So you’re not following the race. You can’t vote right?
Nope.

Is that why you’re not following it?
No, because it’s just—it doesn’t matter. They’re gonna do what they’re gonna do. It doesn’t really make a difference. These are the last years.

But it would be pretty big if we had a first Black president. That would be huge.
I mean, I guess…. What, they gon’ give a dog a bone? There you go. Ooh, we have a Black president now. They should’ve done that shit a long time ago, we wouldn’t be in the fuckin’ position we in now. With world war coming up right now. They done fucked this shit up then give it to the Black people, “Here you take it. Take my mess.”

Right, exactly.
It’s all a fuckin’ setup. It’s all a setup. All fuckin’ bullshit. All bullshit. I don’t give a fuck about none of that.

We could have a female president also, Hillary Clinton.
I mean, either way it doesn’t matter. I don’t care. No one person is directly affected by which president, you know, so what does it matter.

Yeah, but the country is.
I guess. The president is a puppet anyway. The president don’t make no damn decisions.

The president…they don’t have that much authority basically?
Nah, never.

But Bush pretty much…
You think Bush is making fuckin’ decisions?

He did, yeah, he fucked up the country.
He act like he making decisions. He could barely speak! He could barely fuckin’ speak! Can’t be serious. He ain’t making no damn decisions.

Well Barack has a good chance of winning so that might be something.
Good for him, good for him.

We're all going to die.

Old School DMX Interview with Hot97's Funkmaster Flex.
I heard DMX is still pretty much OD grimy in jail, punching jail guards in the face and shit.

Corrup-shun!!!!11

I'm at CTRL+ALT+SHIFT's Unmasks Corruption exhibition this 5th of November since I've got a story illustrated by Woodrow Phoenix in their new comic book. Because I love illustrations, I'm getting pretty EXCITED about seeing the book (Ferry Gouw's in there as well, oh boy, oh boy!)

I don't know how these things work, I'll try not to be sloppy and shit and I'll take phone pics of cool people drinking champagne (if there is any).

And I found this quite amusing:

Vice: How did you get involved in the project? Jason: We’d worked as a team in advertising and had both gone freelance afterwards. My friend John Dunning, who I’ve collaborated on pitches with before, asked me to do something for the CAS Unmasking Corruption project and suggested I collaborate with this writer from Haiti – but that would be silly when there’s so much violence and corruption in South Africa. So I phoned Kate and we got together to make a proper South Africa story.

Hahahahahhahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahaha, I like Jason Masters, he would've adapted my story pretty well I think. But, FUCK THAT, Woodrow Phoenix took it to the ballpark, awesome, awesome job.

I wrote a short (debatable) blog about all of that on Platform few weeks ago, if you're not into reading the CAS Comics Vice interview, (it's almost the same shit, just different subjects, be aware, except of course mine's not an interview, obviously, but you get the point)